I am an actor and I often have to wear pantyhose.
I hate them so much.
Pantyhose suck.
They are expensive, itchy, pinchy, they run, they smell, they suck.
Please do me a favour and do not google 'pantyhose' because I did, for this post, and it is mostly fetish sites.
Anyway, in the words of one of my favourite Public Radio Hosts,
HANG IT UP, PANTYHOSE!
Hey there,
ReplyDeleteWe like your blog - this is our first time bumping into it - though we just wanted to give some advice on Pantyhose. We're a girlfriend/boyfriend couple that have been writing a documentary film on PH and happen to Love Quality Pantyhose but we know why so many don't like them -(they only know the cheap ones!) -The cheap pantyhose most everyone hates - sadly this is what most people think of as 'Pantyhose' - it is all that they have ever known of pantyhose. (Would you test drive a cheap Yugo car and then base all Luxury cars on that?) The CHEAP, poorly made pantyhose can be itchy, pinchy, prone to running (laddering) and because of having to buy so many of them (with the runners and holes) that gets expensive. However high QUALITY Pantyhose are available. Now these are expensive if you compare them to the common brands. The difference between the 2 are even more than night & day. With luxury Pantyhose there is a silky/satiny feel that immediately sparks your senses. (No we do not have a 'Fetish', we can perform without them - we just Luv the alluring look & sensual feel) (satin sheets, silk p.j's, etc). 1st rate Pantyhose made today are light years from the 'pannyhoze' (sad how people pronounce things) made even 10 years ago. Different machines, different knitting techniques, higher quality yarns of various fabrics, the addition of Lycra/spandex and higher quality versions of it, flat seams, seamless, sheer toe, moisturizer, scented, caffeine, 3-D yarns, brilliant nylon, fully boarded (already the shape of your legs), better shape-wear/firm control when wanted (see also: 'spanx'), the overall Look, the overall Feel, the graduated compression (great for circulation and muscle massage), etc, etc.
We highly recommend brands like: Gerbe, Cecilia de Raphael, Wolford, Oroblu, Phillipe Matignon, Aristoc, Levante`, Fogal, Charnos, Pompea, Filodoro, Donna Karan, Le Bourget, Pretty Polly, Fiore, Falke & Trasparenze`.
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Check out a site like www.shapings.com
or www.mytights.com or any other that sells the finer Hosiery.
- Lindsay & erik