I am an actor and I often have to wear pantyhose.
I hate them so much.
Pantyhose suck.
They are expensive, itchy, pinchy, they run, they smell, they suck.
Please do me a favour and do not google 'pantyhose' because I did, for this post, and it is mostly fetish sites.
Anyway, in the words of one of my favourite Public Radio Hosts,
HANG IT UP, PANTYHOSE!