sucks: oil of oregano

WHY OIL OF OREGANO SUCKS: It just tastes so, so terrible.  WHY DO ALL COLD REMEDIES TASTE TERRIBLE?  I will pick this over Buckley's, because Buckley's taste sucks so badly it doesn't even warrent a blog post.

But when I'm sick and take Oil of Oregano and then eat a few Jack Links before going to the gym --- I SMELL LIKE THE PIZZA MAN ON THE TREADMILL.

I comes out of your skin.

Oh well, at least it helped me getting rid of my cold!

HANG IT UP, SEASONAL ILLNESS.

I may just make all of these blog posts 'rules' because I really have to stretch to find things that suck. 

 I don't feel like doing a bunch of entries about racism, spiders and Taylor Momsen.

rules: charo

WHAT I KNOW ABOUT WHY CHARO RULES: See above.

rules: donald glover

i love him.

                                       

super love him.

WHAT I KNOW ABOUT WHY DONALD GLOVER RULES: lemme give you the bullets

- His comedy group pretty much popularized youtube. Or at least youtube as we know it.

- His resume is to fucking die for. He wrote for the Daily Show, wrote AND appeared on 30 Rock, and he plays Troy on NBC's 'Community'.  Though he does so much on network TV, he always seems to maintain a truly bizzare and sharp comedic sensibility.

- He also makes music.  WHAT THE HELL --- Donald Glover is the perfect man.

I probably stole these pictures from his AWESOME TWITTER or AWESOME BLOG where he posts about awesome food, clothes, music, sex, etc. (In my heart of hearts, I hope he has all the clothes he posts on there because it is fucking fabulous and YOU DESERVE IT DONALD GLOVER!)

Donald Glover rules because he is someone working hard and making good shit happen.

KEEP IT UP, DONALD GLOVER.

(Hang it up / Keep it up reference courtesy of Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris of Maximumfun.org)

 

rules: sky 'love song' (a musical inspection) (runner up: breakfast)

First of all, look at this amazing breakfast.

nothing big, just caraway rye toast, topped with a little cheese and two eggs, ketchup.  coffee, 7 dwarves mug.  water in a glass that says 'birthday bitch'

WHAT I KNOW ABOUT WHY THIS RULES: It is yummy.

anyway, as i'm cooking breakfast, listening to hit radio, this song comes on:

First of all, the weird 90's sterile sexuality in this video is the reason my parents didn't let me watch MuchMusic for about 18 months in the mid-90's. 

WHY I THOUGHT IT RULED: It was super sparkly. There is glitter falling, and glittery miniskirts, a really pretty shell necklace. A fancy, frosty lipped, fully-clothed sex party.

It is kinda nice to have a Canadaian Savage Garden type. I like this song because the opening line is repeated and left to reverb as the closing line of the song. Love when that happens. HAUNTING!

According to the Sky (Canadian Band) wikipedia, the lead singer ended up having camera-shyness and quitting right before they won their 'Best New Artist' Juno award. Then they replaced him with a chick, and then another dude. Maybe the two piece formula wasn't working for them, I wish they made more songs. Or did more projects.

Wouldn't this story be funnier if it ended, "Changing their names to Kevin Drew and Brendan Canning..."

Fuck this, Heart is on now. BYE!

(i borrowed that picture from here.)